Monday, November 08, 2004

 

Mens Rea - The criminal mind - (Or perhaps mindless Criminal)

To make a change from the idiots ringing in, today I thought I’d write about the idiots who are rung in about ! Here are a selection of some of the really stupid crimes and criminals
How about the burglar who tried to jemmy a door open, failed so he smashed a window, cut himself climbing through leaving a trail of blood behind him up the stairway, stole a laptop computer, then still bleeding, ran out straight into the arms of a response unit as he had set the alarm off when trying to jemmy the door !
Or the bloke that broke into his neighbour’s hours, stole their carpets and re-laid it in his own lounge – he then left the trimmings out for the dustmen ! and wondered why the neighbour called the police !
Perhaps the man arrested for harassment who had been writing letters to his ex-partner and signing them with his own name ! he wondered why he had been arrested as he didn’t think we had any evidence it was him – ho hum
Best one recently – a man bought a fancy new computer with a stolen credit card – then took out an extended warranty including home service – in his own name
I’ll get me coat
Evenin all
Mog

Comments:
He left the trimmings of the carpet on the curb for the garbagemen! That's classicly stupid. :)
 
You're not wrong there ! - We were just amazed he was bright enough to get the rest of the carpet to fit
Mog
 
how do these people react when you confront them with their own stupidity?
 
Lol!
Brilliant.
I once had my actual floorboards nicked from underneath me. I really do get some very special and unique neighbours...
 
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